sicknick

05.13.04 - 4:20 a.m.
another one of these damn things...

fill it out yourself, sucker...

1.What's the middle name of first person you slept with?

hmmm...good question. i remember his first and last name though...sheesh, that was 13 years ago!

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?

black second skin satin from victoria's secret

3. What song do you want played at your funeral?

somewhere over the rainbow...the judy garland version, of course...my mom wants "whiter shade of pale" by procol harem which i think is hilarious

4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?

i don't hang with sluts anymore...i learned my lesson with that one a long time ago

5. What would your last meal be before being executed?

executed? for what? i hope it's for something good...um, i guess it would have to be hung sao tofu from emperor of china...and then maybe some cheesecake, preferably with some kind of chocolate something on it...and a bottle of blue moon oregon riesling

6. Beatles or Stones?

beatles, duh

7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?

that's obvious...george w. bush cuz no one in their right mind would vote for cheney in the next election

8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?

good ol' george w. bush...self-created nonsense

9. What is the thing most important to you about your preferred sex?

honesty and tolerance...and personal hygiene

10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?

if one secretly hates someone, then they really aren't a friend...are they?11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

the ability to go back in time

12. Favorite hangover cure?

coca cola and a black bean burrito

13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

depends...usually around 4, but if someone's buying shots i'm in big trouble

14. Favorite song lyric?

there are many, but here's the first to come to mind..."you've got to quit your little charade and join the freak parade..."-bad religion

15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?

color doesn't matter so much as the style

16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?

deaf...i enjoy reading too much...i think it would be too hard to decipher all those little braille dots

17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?

the voices keep telling me that everyone else is fucked up...i guess i believe them

18. Siblings that should go to rehab?

is there a rehab for people that won't wash their dishes?

19. Least favorite month?

march...it's too long and so close to spring but still cold as a witch's tit (what does that mean anyway?)

20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?

ummmm...i don't really do anything purposely that would be considered hateful...but there is some strange satisfaction in knowing that someone is jealous of you...i don't know

21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid?

i remember going to see "popeye" in the theater...i think it was 1980

22. Favorite person in the whole world?

people, generally, suck

23. When's the last time you went on a date?

my grandma always puts dates in fruit salad...i think they look like cockroaches

24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?

violent AND dirty

25. Fall or spring?

fall, duh

26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?

there are a few, but i'm not mentioning any names (to protect the innocent, of course)

27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?

well, rose mcgowan is pretty hot...

28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?

i don't WANT to live if i'm old and brittle

29. Who is the person you can count on the most?

myself

30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor?

jack kerouac in his pre fat-alcoholic days or river phoenix

31. What books have you pretended to read?

pretend? heck, i'll read anything that keeps my interest...i don't care

32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life?

hopeless

33. What's your favorite drinking game?

drinking is serious business...no games

34. What did you dream about last night?

i think it had something to do with me and a new car

35. Favorite vice?

vodka

36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?

how fat they are if indeed they are fat...no one needs to hear that (i speak from experience)...there are nicer ways to go about that subject

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