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06.25.04 - 4:39 a.m. work. tonight. and every night. ghetto chick: "'scuse me! 'scuse me!" even though i'm standing right in front of her. me: "hi...what can i get you?" ghetto chick: "shot of hennessey." (i place shot glass on bar and pour) me: "anything else?" 30-second pause... ghetto chick: "uh uh." me: "that's $4.75 please." ghetto chick: "no, on the rocks." (i grab rocks glass, fill with ice, and dump shot into said glass) ghetto chick: "no, gimme more." me: "a double shot will be $9.50." lady looks at me like i'm stupid. i think "jesus fucking christ" in my head. (i pour another shot on top) me: "anything else?" 30-second pause. ghetto chick: "uh uh." me: "that's $9.50 please." 30-second pause. then boyfriend/husband/baby daddy jumps in. bhbd: "gimme a double shot o crown." me: "straight up?" yet another 30-second pause. bhbd: "uh, just a little ice." (i pour double shot over 4 ice cubes and place on bar) boyfriend/husband/baby daddy looks at his glass...looks at girl's glass...then looks at me like "why does her's have more?". i think "jesus fucking christ! her glass is full of ice, dumb fuck! you asked for 'little ice'. me: "okay...can i get you anything else?" yup, 30-second pause. ghetto chick: "uh uh." me: "that'll be $17." two sets of eyes look at me as though i've just defiled their momma. ghetto chick throws a 20 on the bar. i've not even turned back yet to hand her the change when i hear... ghetto chick: "gimme some lemons!" do you want your fucking change first? jesus. so i get a napkin full of lemons, hand her the $3 change, and thank them very much..... FOR NOTHING! in the meantime, there are 5 customers behind them giving me dirty looks cuz they want their fucking newcastle or vodka tonic...but hey, at least they know what the fuck they want AND they'll tip me. i missed prince for this. � |
what'd you miss? I'm still alive! - 04.08.09 my car is buried - 01.22.05 HOT - 01.09.05 snow, snow go away... - 01.06.05 boo! - 01.05.05 |
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