04.01.04 - 3:15 a.m.
a long, now i mean long, quiz

Name: nicole

Nickname: nicki, niko, sick nick, nicki sixx

Birthday: september '75

Birthplace: port washington, wi

Current mood: drunk

Current music: elliott smith

Current taste: AGUA! too much vodka!

Current hair: boring...

Current clothes: jeans, red t-shirt, black sweater

Current annoyance: jay leno

Current smell: cigarettes

Current thing I ought to be doin: ummm...sleeping?

Current favorite band: hmmmm...

Current book: the bell jar-sylvia plath

Current cd in stereo: elliott smith-xo

Current crush: not my boyfriend

Current favorite celeb: jason lee...always

Current hate: my fat ass

Do you...

Smoke?: camel lights

Do drugs?: only vodka

Have sex?: you mean with my boyfriend?

Give oral sex?: terrible gag reflex

Receive oral sex?: whenever i want

Have a dream that keeps coming back?: so there's this little elf thing that jumps over a brick wall...then i feel like i'm falling...then i wake up

Remember your first love?: unfortunately

Still love him/her?: he's a 'gangster' now

Read the newspaper?: what's that?

Have any gay or lesbian friends?: many

Believe in miracles?: yer mama

Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes

Consider yourself tolerant of others?: do stupid people count as 'others'?

Consider love a mistake?: oh boy....

Like the taste of alcohol?: i'm drunk right now

Have a favorite candy?: CHOCOLATE

Believe in astrology?: of course

Believe in magic?: david blain

Believe in god?: never heard of it

Have any pets: my niknup

Go to or plan to go to college: wang

Have any piercings?: let all but the ears close up by the time i was 21

Have any tattoos?: a few, i think...does a half sleeve count as just one?

Hate yourself: most of the time

Have an obsession?: yer mom

Have a secret crush?: um, yer mom?

Do they know yet?: ask her

Have a best friend?: sometimes

Wish on stars?: stars? do we have those in milwaukee?

Care about looks?: only yer mom's

=Love life=

First crush: some kid named peter in pre-school

First kiss: see above...chased him around the playground

Single or attached?: attached, i guess

Ever been in love?: unfortunately

Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes

Do you believe in "the one?": maybe

Describe your ideal significant other: honest, doesn't have smelly feet, can sleep in my bed without feeling me up every second...did i mention honest?

Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?:

yes, but i was in 8th grade so it didn't go very far

Have you ever been intoxicated?:

what's that?

Favorite place to be kissed?:

kiss my ass sucka'

Have you ever been caught "doing something?":

who hasn't?

Are you a tease?:

ask yer mom

Height: 5'7"...5'10" with my shoes on


Bought: ketel one citron and seltzer

Ate & Drank: boca burger and agua

Read: 'read'

Watched on tv: the oc!

--EITHER / OR:--

club or houseparty: houseparty

beer or cider: yuck to both

drinks or shots: what are you buying?

cats or dogs: my niknup

single or taken: taken...i guess

pen or pencil: ummm...keyboard?

gloves or mittens: gloves

food or candy: food

cassette or cd: cd

coke or pepsi: pepsi sucks ass

this or that: wang


kill: george w.

get really wasted with: my peeps

look like: anyone 30 lbs. lighter than me

be like: yer mom

avoid: yer mom


talked to: jackpot

hugged: my niknup

instant messaged: i don't play those games

kissed: my boyfriend?


eat: at work

cry: who cares?

wish you were: asleep


Dated one of your best friends?

of course

Loved somebody so much it makes you cry?


Drank alcohol?

me? never...especially not tonight

Done drugs?

with yer mom

Broken the law?

every day, i think

Run away from home?

as recently as last year

Broken a bone?

sort of

Played Truth Or Dare?

with yer mom

Kissed someone you didn't know?


Been in a fight?

i gave my boyfriend a black eye once

Come close to dying?

i wish...

--WHAT IS:--

The most embarrassing CD in your collection?:

definitely pearl jam

Your bedroom like?:

too small

Your favorite thing for breakfast? anything...

Your favorite restaurant?:

any place with tofu


What's on your bedside table?:

lamp, clock, clutter

What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?:

popcorn is my favorite snack

What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?:

dog fight

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?:

unnecessary surgery is just PAIN

What is your biggest fear?:

vomit...any way...any how

What feature are you most insecure about?:


Do you ever have to beg?:

for what?

Are you a pyromaniac?:

tastes like burning

Do you know anyone famous?:

yer mom

Describe your bed:


What do you carry with you at all times?:

cash, keys, phone, burt's bees lip balm

What do you miss most about being little?:

i've never been little

Are you happy with your given name?: nicki rhymes with too many things

How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: just by me a nissan maxima

What color is your bedroom?:


What was the last song you were listening to?:

something by elliott smith

Who are your best friends?:

my niknup

Do you talk a lot?:

the vodka made me do it

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?:

i hate myself and i hope i die

Do you think you're cute?:

before the age of 6, yes

Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?

only those who ask me for money when i'm poor, homeless, or starving

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?:

so sweet i hurt your fucking teeth

What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?:

good for them...they're probably happier than i am

what is your favorite flavor popsicle?


When you were younger did you think you'd live this long?

i'm still alive?

do you prefer the quiet, or do you crave noise?

rock n' roll ain't noise pollution

do you like or despise babies?

aw, kittens are SO cute

how much longer, given the current state of things, do you think the planet will exist?

depends upon whether or not george w. is 're'elected

Elvis or Beatles?

the beatles fo' sure, except that crap song 'revolution #9'

ever feel lonely even though lots of people were around?

every day

what is your general opinion about religion?

believe whatever you want, just don't ask me for money...or knock on my door to tell about it...or take my tax money to pay for it...or otherwise IMPOSE IT ON ME IN ANY FUCKING WAY

ever wish you were a little kid knowing everything you know now?

yeah, i would've invested in the stock market in 1978

ever have a near-death experience?

when i used to drink gin

have you ever been in a social setting and just wanted to go off and start destroying things (like lamps, tables, etc.) and then of course not do so?

are you calling me crazy?

who was your first celebrity crush?

river fucking phoenix

do you consider yourself passive or agressive?

depends on how drunk i am

do you ever totally not listen to people, but are somehow able to repeat back to them what they just said?

only when i talk to yer mom

ever seen fairies or Pixies?

never saw the pixies, although i saw the breeders once

do you cry a lot?

only when i see yer mom

what was grade school like for you?

the teachers always made me read aloud to the class

how are you right now, emotionally?

jesus christ...FUCK OFF!

do you like sex, or does it freak you out a little?

i'm used to it by now

ever smoke during sex?


have you ever had "a paid escort" for the evening?

yer mom, only i didn't have to pay for it

whips and chains or lace and softness?

am i drunk or sober?

ever meet someone you had sex with and not recognize them for a second?

i'm a nice girl...

is a lot of sweat a turn on or a turn off for you?

doesn't long as he doesn't have a hairy back

is lying a lot in everyday conversation acceptable to you?

why would it be?

you are eating somewhere with your friends, all of a sudden this guy starts beating his spouse right in front of you?

do you live in west allis?

you're driving alone and your soda can is empty. are you gonna toss it out?

yup, in my back seat with the rest of 'em

one of those door to door preachers knocks. do you say anything to him or hope he'll leave?

i'll ask him in for a cleveland steamer

do you belive in spanking kids?

on the ass...worked for me

your buddy is out of town and their signifigant other calls and invites you over. what do you do?

been there, done that

Age : 28 going on 19

Career future: couch potato, but i can get you drunk

Dad's name: what dad? oh yeah, mike

Easiest person to talk to: anyone who reads my diary

Favorite song: first one that comes to my head is the killing moon by echo and the bunnymen

Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: gelatin...nooooooo

City you grew up in: cedarburg, but don't tell anyone

City you live in now: milwaukee

Instruments: i played saxophone in 4th grade...but i've dated A LOT of drummers

Kids: i've seen that movie a few times

Longest car ride ever: actually, i took the greyhound to denver and back...hellish

Mom's name: diane

No. of people you slept with: just one...yer mom

Phobia[s]: vomit and cockroaches

Favorite Quote: 'pass through as does the vanishing lightning and don't worry'

Reason to smile: vodka

Song you sang last: shout at the devil

Time you wake up: 1 pm or so

Unknown fact about me: i never wanted to be this way

Vegetable or fruit you hate: i would rather die than consume an olive

Worst habit: cleaning up after it your damn self!

X-rays you've had: mouth, ankle, neck, and back

Yummy food: that mexican stuff i made last night...hung sao tofu from emperor of china

Zodiac sign: virgo...that's why i think i'm nuts

What is your FULL name?:

nicole i-was-born-in-1975 marie

What color trousers are you wearing now?:

what the hell are trousers? i'm wearing jeans

What are you listening to right now?

'i'm never gonna know you now, but i'm gonna love you any how'

Last 2 digits of your phone number:?


What was the last thing you ate?:

yer mom

How is the weather right now?:


Last person you talked to on the phone?:


First thing you notice about the opposite sex?:

that they're a boy

Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?:

is there such a thing?

Favorite Alcoholic Drink?:

ketel one citron and seltzer with a lemon

Favorite Sport?:

skateboarding...does anyone consider that a sport yet?

Natural Hair Color & Current Hair Color?:

drab dark it's dyed dark brown to cover up the last red fiasco


my two younger bros...and an older sister somewhere

Favorite Month?:

any one that involves me getting my period

Last Movie You Watched?:

amelie...loved it!

Summer or Winter?:

winter...hello? christmas!

Chocolate or Vanilla?:

depends on how cute he is

Living Arrangement?:

roommate-27 yr. old bro

couch crasher-19 yr. old bro


temporary pet-merlin

What did you do last night?:

yer mom

Favorite Smells?:

wtf? i don't care as long as it's not vomit, feet, greasy meat, or shit

Popcorn - buttered, plain or salted?:

homemade...with brewers yeast of course

Favorite Flower?:

yer mom

First thought upon waking in the morning?:

i'm still alive?

Have you ever fired a gun?

i would, but only at charleton heston

Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?:

smoove, like yer mom

How many pillows do you sleep with?:

3, and yer mom

What do you drive?:

92 honda accord...workin' on a new ride though

Are you happy?

are you?

Who did you last get angry with?

probably my boyfriend

What is your weapon of choice?


Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

been there...and he deserved it

How about of the same sex?

so tempting...

What is your pet peeve?

ghetto chicks who crack their gum...or gum their crack...whatever

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

i'm a virgo...what the fuck do you think?

What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

wake up at a reasonable hour

What is the latest you've ever woken up?

geez...see above

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:

cory...old friend that i was bitch to

What is the last lame excuse you made? i have a headache

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?

winsor pilates...only did it once

When was the last time you got a good workout in?

see above

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

my clock has an alarm?

What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

smart water...i'm not any smarter

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? the night/morning/afternoon i hooked up

with my boyfriend...3 years ago

Have you ever used a professional diet company?


Do you have an issue with your weight?

yes, but black men always tell me to stay healthy

Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

depends on the time of the month

How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

just yer mom

How many people have seen YOU naked? see above

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

see above, above

Have you "done it"?

i've done lots of 'its'

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

just yer mom

How many credit cards do you own?

1...8 years ago was different story

What's your guilty pleasure store?

any place that sells shoes

If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

car, house, the usual

Would you rather be rich or famous?

see above

Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

megabucks? i'd like to win the lottery

Have you ever stolen anything?

just his innocence

What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

see above

What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

parents? what are those?

What did you do today that you're proud of?

get out of bed

Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?

my landlord

If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

yer mom

Have you ever been cheated on?

i'm a girl...of course

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

see above

Are you glad this is over?

now i can go to bed

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