05.21.03 - 2:33 a.m.
so i go to this bar tonight and get hit on by a creepy old guy on crutches. not only is he creepy and on crutches, but he's also wearing a hat picturing a tequila worm that says 'eat me'. he tries to make small talk with me...i blow him off, continuing to talk to the guy next to me who i don't know, but anything is better than talking to creepy eat me old guy. then he hands me his card which says that he is a professional pubic hair remover. a professional pubic hair remover? i laugh, hand his card around to the people near me, and tell him he's a pervert. what else could i say?
i should really stop going to bars by myself.
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